Thursday, December 22, 2011

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 15 pieces of advice for women


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - *unless he's in nappies.*

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

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6. *Men are all the same * - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

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10. *Love is blind*, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, *tell him cheque books* .

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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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15. * Sadly, all men are created equal!*


P.S.: Should have come from a women but loll you see i am posting it........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WARM REGARDS,

Akhtar khatri
*****help what we can with others in need...the world is ONE big family*****




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