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(<>_<>) *HUMOUR - Sermon (<>_<>)
•Three Easy Ways to Depart!
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
•A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
•One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
•Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell a Woman
4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
•Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
•A man in heaven got 2 wishes from GOD …
He asked for the Best Wine and Best Woman …
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
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