| Questions and Answers from AARP Forum | |
| Q: Where can single men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them? | A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. |
| Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. |
| Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? | A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..." |
| Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-50 year-old husband? | A: Tell him you're pregnant. |
| Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses. |
| Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? | A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. |
| Q: Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
| Q: Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
| Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
| Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads. |
| Q: What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember these!" |
| SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! | |
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